aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more


anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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moriarty:

saunterdown:

baruchsbalthamos:

littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

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and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

all the wrong actresses are getting the hate. you know what really pisses me off are the actresses that just drift on by, answering all an interviewer’s fuckin condescending questions because they’re too afraid to say anything else. just walk nice, smile and say all of those stupid, feminine things you can say in order to get the most fans. at least that’s what their publicists are making them do

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry

 


#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER


crossroadscastiel:

(via dustline)


Anonymous: "Hey so I enjoy being dominated in bed and having a sexually aggressive partner, but I do not like calling them "daddy," I just enjoy being dominated sexually and in /some/ real life ways. What does that mean? Does it have a name?"

domwithpen:

Submission is a spectrum, not a box. But honestly, don’t get too concerned with labels. Life does not have tags like blogs do. We don’t have to belong to a faction.


drkarayua:

frillious:

hotbitchgaga:

voodoojunkie:

"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

Oh Gaga

but the merman texting on his conch

they’re both texting holy shit


triplexpoint:

do-you-have-a-flag:

#KIRK PLS #HE’S INTERROGATING YOU #NOT HITTING ON YOU

#JIM YOU LITTLE SHIT #DOES YOUR FLIRT-O-MATIC EVER TURN OFF #NO? #I THOUGHT NOT


yes-proudlyso:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

omg is this real?

WHUT U ON ABOUT M8. IT’S OBVIOUSLY FOOKING REAL.

Yes he confirmed that he had in fact tweet that but deleted it by mistake


okbel:

Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me



johngreenparodyquotes:

and-no-damn-cradle:

cardboardoprah:

ejacurlate:

diccups:

urtube:

John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.

The Fault in our Stairs

John Green is sitting at a pub, having asked for a beer over an hour ago. He still hasn’t received it.

The Fault in our Bars

John Green’s 8th visit to the mechanics this month and his ride is still making a rattling noise

The Fault in our Cars

John Greens fifth try opening the pickle jar. He is struggling. The lid is stuck shut.

The Fault in Our Jars

John Green is looking through his telescope, but he can’t find the red planet.

The Fault in Our Mars

John Green is disappointed with the drummer at the Mettalica concert.

The Fault in Our Lars